Lace the fuck up

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>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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The deal was, that if I win The Hunger Games, I get to live the rest of my life in peace. But now you want to kill me again. Well you know what…

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